Today Joke: Are You IT Pro?

ខែ​ឧសភា 29, 2007 បញ្ចេញមតិ Go to comments
  1. You say to your wife “Baby, I log in” instead of “Baby, I am home” when you are entering house.
  2. When your wife asked “How is work, honey?” you replied “Work in process, Data processing” instead of “My work is doing great”.
  3. Your wife proposed “Are we going picnic this weekend?” you replied “Access denied, system is busy” instead of “I got a lot of deadlines to meet, so I can’t make it.”
  4. Your wife yelled at you “It’s enough. Now you decide between me and your IT career.” you softly replied “Too many parameters, Applications not response, End process and you need to restart your PC” instead of “Please honey! What should I do? Please calm down. Don’t say that to me, Ok?”

You are 100% IT Professional, LOSER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))

ចំណាត់ក្រុម ៖រឿងកំប្លែង Joke
  1. ខែ​ឧសភា 30, 2007 ម៉ោង 6:15 ល្ងាច

    haha interesting!

  2. ខែ​ឧសភា 30, 2007 ម៉ោង 6:25 ល្ងាច

    Thanks! This is my favorite JOKE.

  3. ខែ​ឧសភា 30, 2007 ម៉ោង 6:31 ល្ងាច

    I like this JOKE, but I never use thos sentences with my wife cuz I am not IT professional. Hahahahahahaha… so I am not LOSER. I am WINNER. lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  4. ខែមិថុនា 6, 2007 ម៉ោង 6:58 ព្រឹក

    A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.
    The project manager said: “Let’s catch a cab and in ten minutes we’ll reach our destination.”
    The computer programmer said: “We have here the driver’s guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive.”
    The computer operator said: “First of all, let’s turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem.”
    Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: “Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again.”
    —-——–
    Programming Languages are Like Cars

    Assembler: A formula I race car. Very fast but difficult to drive and maintain.
    FORTRAN II: A Model T Ford. Once it was the king of the road.
    FORTRAN IV: A Model A Ford.
    FORTRAN 77: a six-cylinder Ford Fairlane with standard transmission and no seat belts.
    COBOL: A delivery van. It’s bulky and ugly but it does the work.
    BASIC: A second-hand Rambler with a rebuilt engine and patched upholstery. Your dad bought it for you to learn to drive. You’ll ditch it as soon as you can afford a new one.
    PL/I: A Cadillac convertible with automatic transmission, a two-tone paint job, white-wall tires, chrome exhaust pipes, and fuzzy dice hanging in the windshield.
    C++: A black Firebird, the all macho car. Comes with optional seatbelt (lint) and optional fuzz buster (escape to assembler).
    ALGOL 60: An Austin Mini. Boy that’s a small car.
    ALGOL 68: An Aston Martin. An impressive car but not just anyone can drive it.
    Pascal: A Volkswagon Beetle. It’s small but sturdy. Was once popular with intellectual types.
    LISP: An electric car. It’s simple but slow. Seat belts are not available.
    PROLOG/LUCID: Prototype concept cars.
    FORTH: A go-cart.
    LOGO: A kiddie’s replica of a Rolls Royce. Comes with a real engine and a working horn.
    APL: A double-decker bus. It takes rows and columns of passengers to the same place all at the same time but it drives only in reverse and is instrumented in Greek.
    Ada: An army-green Mercedes-Benz staff car. Power steering, power brakes, and automatic transmission are standard. No other colors or options are available. If it’s good enough for generals, it’s good enough for you.
    Java: All-terrain very slow vehicle.

  5. ខែមិថុនា 6, 2007 ម៉ោង 8:10 ព្រឹក

    It’s not bad, huh. Nice joke, Santinasi. The IT world is so complicated, isn’t? Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  6. ខែសីហា 21, 2007 ម៉ោង 6:36 ព្រឹក

    Hey All ! ! !
    Successful people say “Time is money”,
    go Clock ,
    and make sure that …

  7. ខែសីហា 30, 2007 ម៉ោង 5:09 ព្រឹក

    Hey All ! ! !
    Want to spend your vacation to be remembered for long?
    Tourism
    help you carry out your wishes !

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